COLT 45 AND TWO ZIG-ZAGS, BABY THAT'S ALL WE NEED
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Married Jonas Brother Says Sex Not Worth the Wait →
yeahiwasintheshit: studentloansforbeermoney: “NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) - Just days after tying the knot after years of abstinence, Kevin Jonas of the pop sensation the Jonas Brothers stunned his teenaged fans by announcing that “to be honest about it, sex was not worth the wait.” “After we did it, I was kind of like, that’s it?” Mr. Jonas told reporters at a New York press conference. ...