April 2010
72 posts
Put it on da pussy
**Reports state that at 11:37pm, newly drafted...
omigosh look at Hurley’s fat body in the back
Job Search Update #3, 4, and 5
imacollegegrad:
I have currently applied for so many jobs that I can’t even remember all of them.
Here are three of the most recent ones I’ve applied to:
Report Writer for The Academy System out of Pittsburgh
Editorial Assistant for Wellesley Information Services out of Dedham, MA
Editorial Assistant for University of California San Diego
I’m on an application spree! I also got a the 100%...
UM FUCK THIS SHIT, JAMES POTTER WAS A FUCKING STUD...
I just…urgh…I need this
Ke$ha is wearing an American flag cape and has the...
helveticunt:
but she is wearing some kind of futuristic space suit but, somehow, doesn’t have a camel toe from what I assume is a rather gaping vagina.
I’m too old for this young kid bullshit.
Is Ke$ha painting herself now in order to hide her...
Lost a follower
Probably because I said Glee was dumb. **NEWS FLASH** Glee IS dumb.
Luckily I only had 18 followers so I know exactly who it was (the prissy bitch who thinks showering when you’re out of toilet paper is bad and would rather have a rotten urine vagina). Well guess what, you’re unfollowed back!!
RETRIBUTION!!!
And yeah, I’m talking smack on the internet…deal with it shit...
Hi Ashley
kittenfarts:
imacollegegrad:
Hi
Ashley
Ashley, hi
Right now, I’m sitting on my toilet.
I graduated a year ago. Just sayin.
Sittin on da toilet
So basically everyone should follow my new tumblr
imacollegegrad.tumblr.com
It’s about my job search and what I do now as a college grad.
It’s also super cool and you’ll win $1000!